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Joke of the Day
"Of course Tom Cruise will complete his mission. With Xenu, all things are possible."
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"What did the blind man say as he passed the fish market? HEYYY LAAADIESS"
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"So I've been trying to sell my Ubermensch Action Figures... But it's difficult to cater to such a Nietszche Market."
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? A picture of Jesus only needs *one nail* to hold it up."
"Hello all, I have the ground type safari...Someone please add me, I'm looking for the older generation."
"Why are all black people fast? They aren't... The slow ones are in jail"
"If Yo Yo Ma doesn't answer the phone by saying ""cello"" then I consider his entire life a failure."
"Donald Trump seeks total and complete ban on algebra because he thinks that it may be related to alqaeda"
"Arnold Schwarzenegger's computer Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 8, he replied: ""I still love Vista, baby"""