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Joke of the Day
"Why are all black people fast? They aren't... The slow ones are in jail"
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"What did one wall say to the other wall? Meet you at the corner."
"Monica Lewinsky said it 20 years ago and she said it again this year Hillary Clinton wasn't the right person for the job."
"How to not be racist Be like Mario! He's made by the japanese, he is an italian plumber, looks like a mexican, runs and jumps like a black man and grabs coins as fast as a Jew!"
"What do you call a group of people from Idaho? Deydahoes."
"What do you get when you mix an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic? Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog."
"Don't judge someone because they sin differently than you."
"If I'd been around in France when Marie Antoinette said ""let them eat cake,"" I would've been like ""wait a minute, let's hear this lady out."""
"My kleptomania is getting worse I even stole this joke"
"The clowns I hire always seem surprised to find I'm the only party guest."