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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops after three hos."
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"What is the difference between acne and gay men? Acne only attacks little boys when they reach puberty"
"Kids should think twice about threatening to run away from home. It only fills their parents with false hope."
"Be like Mario! Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!"
"I don't think this girl on Facebook will ""survive"" the 2nd day of her diet.. I'll keep you posted."
"""Where do you see yourself in 5 lives?"" (Dalai Lama job interview)"
"How do you tell the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste."
"Remember, life isn't about accumulating stuff. It's about making people insanely jealous of your stuff."
"An art teacher comes across a badly made nude painting. What does she say? ""This butt a scratch!"""
"Brian Williams and Bill O'Reilly walk into a bar Or do they?"