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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car? Put him in the front."
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"What is a Golden retriever's favorite sex position? It doesn't really matter, as long as its ruff."
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"If you can't handle me at my fattest, then you sure as hell don't deserve me if I ever lose weight. Which could happen, you don't know."
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"Air resistance Is a jerk"
"My favorite joke: What do hillbillies do for Halloween? Pump kin."
"If I tell you I can't text you because I'm driving it's only because I'm also eating."
"I had an idea for a plane with no wings but it never really took off."
"What's yellow comes from Peru and is completely unknown ? Waterloo Bear Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin !"