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Joke of the Day
"I still eat around bruised parts of fruit like a scared 4-year-old."
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"ebola jokes Knock knock Who's there? Ebola. Ebola who? Ebowl of cereal"
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"What gets wetter the more you dry it? A woman with a towel fetish"
"What is a tampon's favorite food? Scrambled egg"
"My coat is so covered with dog fur that someone's probably going to throw red paint on me at some point today."