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Joke of the Day

"There was a fight in the Fish and Chip shop the other day The fish got *battered* and the chip got *a-salted*."

"I've clicked on every shady ad that I've seen for the past 12 years. My penis is now 648 feet long."

"I'm famous people used to have talent years old."

"Have you heard the rumor about butter? Nevermind... I wouldn't want to spread it"

"What's the shortest book in the world? Deutscher Humor!"

"Knock knock Who's there? An owl An owl who? That's my line!"

"Heroin use among horses have grown But finding the evidence is like finding a needle in a haystack."

"Coca Cola: Because drinking black water seems like a solid life choice."

"Costco is a great place to go if you want to shop for 15 minutes and then stand in line and judge people for an hour."

"I had a dream that a priest took a dump on my front lawn holy shit"