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Joke of the Day

"How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01? 15 or 16"

"A priest, a rabbi and a duck all walk into a bar... [put your best punchlines in the comments, I couldn't think of anything]"

"Who was the first black guy to admit he was the father? Darth Vader."

"What do bacteria eat for breakfast? prokaryoats"

"I just saw a woman push 5 little kids in a shopping cart out of Walmart. I didn't realize that you could get them in bulk now."

"Rich people have rehab. Poor people have jail."

"Which end of a bus is it best to get off? It doesn't matter. Both ends stop."

"Just had a 9 minute argument with The Boy over why he needs to change his underwear this morning. Don't forget your birth control, friends."

"Hard to take the guy who made my sandwich seriously as an ""artisan"" when he seems so unperturbed by the way I rape his art"

"Well, well, well. If it isn't that thing I told my wife I already did."