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Joke of the Day
"How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01? 15 or 16"
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"Why a man would want a wife is a big mystery to some people. Why a man would want two wives is a bigamystery."
"Look, lady, you can either be disappointed that I have an average penis, or excited that I have a GIGANTIC micropenis."
"Nintendo should come out with a sequel to X and Y... It'll be called ""The Extra Chromosome"""
"Text from mom: How's my baby girl? Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much"
"President Bush's speech on the 10th Anniversary of Katrina Brownie did a heck of a job!"
"Everyone should invest in silent comedy. After all, mime *is* money."
"It's really hard to be stealthy while carrying half a box of Tic Tacs. The more you know."
"Last night I woke up in the middle of dreaming about the meaning of life. It was very eye opening."
"What's the difference between Bill and Hillary Clinton? One wants their aides to keep their mouth closed, the other wants them to keep their mouth open."