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Joke of the Day

"8: hey dad can you make me a sandwich? me: poof! you're a sandwich 8: .... me: no"

"When fighting clowns, never hesitate. Go straight for the juggler."

"I'll never forget my uncles last words to me... ""Dont shake the ladder you little shit"""

"Saw a deer standing beside the highway this morning watching the traffic go by.Guess he was trying to figure out who's day he wanted to ruin"

"Hunger Games. Zimbabwe's favorite pastime."

"Did you hear about the new virtual reality fellatio program? It's a real mind-blowing experience."

"What does OP and DiGiorno have in common?"

"Shades by Gucci, shirt by Dolce&Gabbana, face by Douchebag."

"Q: What's the difference between a chicken and a grape? A: They're both green except for the chicken."

"For Sale : Crystal Ball Cant see any future in keeping it"