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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again."

"When the cat's away.....? The house smells better !"

"As a child I remember lying in bed with my eyes closed waiting for Santa to come. Then there was the awkward silence as he got dressed and left."

"What is the cheapest type of meat? Deer testicles. They're under a buck."

"What never eats at thanks giving? A turkey. Because it's always stuffed."

"Female without the vowels is 'FML'. Need I say more?"

"Why are chemists such whores? They keep talking about their nitrates"

"Why can't some snakes get boners? Because they have a reptile dysfunction."

"A friend told me that I don't understand irony... ... which is ironic, because I was was waiting for a bus at the time. -- Alanis Morissette (not really)"

"I bet Hitler & the guy who invented the car alarm belong to a book club together in hell."