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Joke of the Day

"What is the loneliest number? My phone number, call me please! #Please don't"

"What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium."

"Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated aarrrh."

"A skeleton walks into a bar... He orders one beer and a mop."

"If I had to rate racist jokes... I would rate black jokes a 3/5 and arab jokes a 9/11"

"Why was the centipede late ? Because he was playing ""This little Piggy"" with his baby brother !"

"I just drilled a bunch of holes It was a lot of boring work."

"I have this theory that McDonald's hamburgers are actually made out of their employees. That's why they're always hiring."

"What do you call a hot chick in Boston? A tourist."

"I like my coffee how I like my women Bitter, black, and preferably fair trade."