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"What is the loneliest number? My phone number, call me please! #Please don't"
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"So when a couple gets engaged on Facebook for April Fools it's okay to comment ""hahaha"" but the rest of the year it's rude??"
"Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout comes home from camp."
"So what if Putin fudged election So ve it"
"What's the difference between a cock and a sausage roll? ""I don't know"" Wanna go for a picnic?"
"Don't listen to people who tell you not to stay up late. They're just trying to trick you into being a well-rested person who isn't anxious."
"A twelve year old girl finishes her bath in the Atlantic. She goes to her eight year old sister and starts a fight with her. And thus we have Ocean's Twelve vs. Hateful Eight."
"I'm in a joint World Cup/NCAA Bracket pool. I have Portugal/Wofford/Belize/Kansas/Mexico/Wofford/Qatar in my Sweet Seven."
"Bought a cheese grater for a blind friend... He said it was the most violent book he's ever read."
"Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more? He kept trying to shave the princess."