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Joke of the Day

"I feel like the average weatherman is just meteor-ocre."

"People who put a shitload of bumper stickers on the back of their vehicles love to loudly refer to God as a ""she"" in public places."

"What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler? Ringworm!"

"""Are you coming over?"" ""Yes, I'm coming over."" ""We should probably stop talking using the radios, over."""

"Gonna get a tattoo of two big trucks crashing into each other and then maybe there's like a scorpion on the side of the road doing push-ups."

"If the next president is white.... That means the entire country went black and successfully went back."

"How do you get a fool to read something? Mark it as NSFW"

"I always smoke after sex. I've quit now for 16 years."

"What the difference between a catholic priest and a pimple? Pimples wait until puberty to come on your face."

"What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Dam."