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Joke of the Day
"Windows 9 Why is there no Windows 9? Cause 7 8 9 7 Ate 9 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"
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"Umlaut is a pretty fancy word for what are basically just little letter nipples."
"What is an elephants favourite film ? Elephantasia"
"Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was out standing in his field! :D"
"[Spider-Man shows up at my house] *I carefully scoop him up on a piece of paper and release him outside my door*"
"Just got the iPhone 7. It helped me lose weight! I now have no money to eat for 2 months"
"Christmas is over. We now return to our regularly scheduled self centred lives already in progress."
"Fun Fact: Jared Fogle was a Mormon I heard he graduated top of his class at Bring Em Young University"
"The Real Iron Man (Chemistry Joke) My dad and I were talking and figured out who the real Iron Man is. Ferrous Bueller"
"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.25 but deer nuts are always under a buck."