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Joke of the Day

"I came up with a new word that means taking someone else's work and passing it off as my own. Plagiarism"

"Two antennas met on a roof and got married. The ceremony was okay, but the reception was great."

"Want to hear a joke about a jump rope? Nah let's just skip it."

"The saddest thing about the digital age is the next generation won't have that ""nudie mag they found in the woods"" experience. #culture"

"How many call girls does it take to chAnge a lightbulb. None, because when they're dead their just called hookers."

"I've never run a marathon, but once I walked real fast across a parking lot because Krispy Kreme was about to close."

"A German entrepreneur is opening up a new furniture department store. Word is, its going to be called Kikea."

"All the doctors at this hospital must have gone to This-Piece-Of-Medical-Equipment-Is-Not-A-Toy University and majored in ""boring""."

"I wonder why call them backup vocals. Was there ever a time the lead fainted and the backup took over the mic and the show went on as usual?"

"If two vegans are arguing. Is it still considered beef?"