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Joke of the Day

"""911? Yes I need to report an incident"" ""What is it mam?"" ""THIS. GIRL. IS. ON. FIRE!"" ""Getting real tired of this crap, Alicia."""

"What if Forrest Gump's e-mail password? 1Forrest1 ...yeah we all saw that one coming."

"In order to catch herpes, u have to think like a herpes"

"Next time someone asks you how you slept, close your eyes & say ""like this"" & just stay that way for like 8 hours!!!"

"Original Corny Joke Who leads the corn into battle? The kernal! Bahahahaha"

"I opened a company selling landmines that look like prayer mats ... Business is booming and Prophets are going through the roof."

"What did the suspenders say to the trousers? What's up, britches?!"

"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only half the things that come out of her vagina are retarded."

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, cops aren't afraid of the dark."

"What was the code to hitler's secret bunker? NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!"