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Joke of the Day
"How do you juice an orange? Play with its citorus"
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"I started writting an autobiography but I gave up... Story of my life."
"Have you seen www.pitchdark.com? Yes but I really couldn't see what all the fuss is about."
"What's worst than being just a procrastinator... Being caught in an infinite loop because of being a procrastinator who loves to plan."
"Did you hear about the dairy farmer who got kicked off his farm for not having any livestock? It was a no cows eviction."
"Police are looking for a man who refuses to update his PDF reader. He is described as 32, single and has no fixed adobe."
"I must be emotionally constipated ...because I haven't given a shit in days"
"What do you call a black Sasquatch? ...Nigfoot"
"Me - ""Hey kiddo, you have your shoes on the wrong feet"" My 6 year old - ""I ain't got no other feet"""
"19 and 20 got into a fight 21"