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Joke of the Day
"For sale: 2 dead birds (Not going cheep)"
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"Are you looking arround ?"
"Married people always ask when you're getting married like they get points for recruiting to their club of misery."
"If sex is a pain in the ass ... Then you're doing it wrong."
"Computer: Do you trust this device? Me: Why? Is there something you're not telling me?"
"This guy said,""I can predict what's going to happen to your nose."" I thought,""Crikey! It's Nostril-damus!'"
"Want to hear the worst self-referential joke in the world? You just did!"
"Shout out to everybody home for the holidays telling their family about conversations that happened online by saying ""My, uh... friend said..."""
"I like my Women how I like my Coffee. Ground up and in a bag :^)"