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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election? Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him."

"A German is at the border to go to Poland. The officer asks him: Name? Hans Gruber. Address? 123 SpiegelStrasse, Berlin Occupation? Nein, just visiting."

"I know someone who puts raisins in meatballs so don't even try to talk to me about psychos"

"What is Pi squared? Pop-tart."

"What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? [nsfw] I don't fuck my sandwich before I eat it. (Although they're terrible I can't help but to love dead baby jokes)"

"What's every spider's dream job? A web designer."

"Bono and the Edge walk into a bar Barman says ""not you two again"""

"so this cargo of brain transplants went missing and... uh... ... ah shit... lost my train of thought"

"What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom? ""He's a real fun guy [fungi]."""

"What do you call the exact opposite of progress Congress"