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Joke of the Day

"Im making a fortune promoting home security systems.All I do is say ""Hello"".At 3 in the morning sitting at the end of their bed."

"A son is about to turn 18... So he goes to his father before his birthday and asks for a truck. The morning of his birthday he looks out his window at the driveway and sees a rented moving truck."

"Contents of my wallet just spilled all over the cashier's counter, so embarrassing, spiders everywhere."

"Nazi jokes are so offensive Anne Frankly, I find them immature."

"It's too bad that everyone who has a solution for everything is at home commenting on the internet."

"Donald Trump is starting a petition to stop the sale of pre-shredded cheese. He's very serious about trying to make the USA grate again."

"Can't Sleep Whenever my son can't sleep I tell him to count backwards from 100 to 0. He usually gets to about 80 before I pass out and can't hear anymore. Works every time."

"/r/Pyongyang is a.... [Fun and Happy Place!]"

"Abusing a word, done correctly I have eye opening experiences every day, quite literally."

"Things you can say about your lunch but not your gf or bf Go!"