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Joke of the Day

"As a child, it really stressed me out that Rocky was late to his second fight with Apollo Creed. I mean, don't be late to that."

"Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest? They're always eager for more on their pate."

"I hate Russian dolls... They're full of themselves."

"Google is the #1 company in the world. How about them apples ?"

"I ordered a Pizza the other day, When she read the order back to me she said, ""So, you have one thick sausage, anything else? I looked her dead in the eye and replied, ""Yes, I also ordered a pizza."""

"What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs? An arms race."

"A blonde walks into a library... No, that's it. That's the joke."

"Why are Mexicans called spics? Because they spic spanish."

"Didn't want cats ... had 2 cats. Didn't want marriage ... got married 2 times. Ok Karma ... I'm on to you. I don't want a million dollars"

"What has 12 breasts and 24 teeth? The night shift at Waffle House."