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Joke of the Day

"Why are chemists always a part of the problem? Because they can never be a part of the solution."

"My ex can't take his new girlfriend to basketball games because she gets pissed when the whole stadium makes fun of her by yelling REBOUND!"

"terrifying if it really happened: the kiss emoji with the heart coming out of the mouth"

"I like to whisper my questions to the Librarian so they can ask me to speak louder"

"[opens jar of olives and pours them in my garden] ""Now grow to be a restaurant"""

"The 7 Habits of Highly Successful Nun Impersonators"

"Made a folder for my Japanese phone apps... I call them Japps."

"Mexican wedding Why do they keep a bag of shit in the corner at Mexican wedding To keep the flies off the bride."

"Why did Obama get two terms? Because black men always get a longer sentence"

"What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat? One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws."