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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a prematurely born Chinese baby? Sudden Lee"
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"""I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others""- The phrase that started Facebook"
"Teacher: What are the four elements? Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet? Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element."
"Why can't you starve in a desert? Because of all the sand which is there."
"Superb Waiter Our waiter went above and beyond his job description. He brought a lot to the table."
"What's long and black? The unemployed line."
"My wife googled ""when is it safe to leave a child at home alone"" and now she won't let me stay home alone."
"There are no such things as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks."
"What was Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit? Cantaloupe"
"What's big and grey and wears a mask ? The elephantom of the opera !"