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Joke of the Day

"Grab a plate and throw it on the floor. Did it break? Yes? Ok, now tell it you're sorry. Good, now, did it unbreak? No? Now you understand."

"Why did the girl put pop rocks down her pants To get that pussy poppin"

"So a fisherman is having an argument with a stain on his shirt.. And the stain says ""I'm fish jizz, thank you."" And the fisherman replies ""No, you're whale-cum"""

"Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator? Because there might be an Italian dressing."

"Who was the most famous pirate octopus? Captain Squid!"

"You guys wanna here a joke? Blood on the Dancefloor."

"What do you get if you squeeze a synagogue? Jews."

"What do you get when you cross an Indian smoothie with a rescue dog? Mango Lassie"

"As of Nov 9, 2016, what will be the 2nd most populous state in America? Catatonic"

"Did you here about the woman who got attacked by a gang of mimes? They performed unspeakable acts on her."