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Joke of the Day
"Who's your dad's cousin's cousin's daughter to you? A potential Tinder date."
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"Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland? All the horses drowned"
"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year."
"I saw a bald eagle take a shit mid-flight today. I've never been prouder to be an American."
"What do Mexican and Black people have in common? Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal."
"He's dead, Jim. Bought the farm. Bit the pita. Shanked the llama. He's a shit pinata. He's gone elf. Dropped the fudgsicle. No more potatoes"
"Abusing a word, done correctly I have eye opening experiences every day, quite literally."
"Anything related to Halloween doesn't scare me. What scares me is when I flush someone else's toilet and the water keeps rising."
"What do you say to a bodybuilder to get him to repeat you? No Whey"
"What's harder than beating Alabama twice? Beating LSU once, Geaux Tigers!!!"