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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend is really loud during sex. I don't know why, she knows nobody is coming to help her."
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"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, glass ceilings don't have light bulbs."
"You'd give your life for me? Your life sucks what else you got?"
"Would you like a push on that mood swing of yours?"
"Someone broke a hole in the nudist colony's fence. Police are looking into it."
"What came first? The chicken or the egg? Humans' ability to classify living organisms."
"What did the Redditor say when... What did Redditor say when asked why he failed his PSAT test? ""TL;DR"""
"Why do women fake orgasms? Because men fake foreplay."
"[sees crush] Oh you're going to the mall? Wow weird me too. I totally need a new *tries to think of something at the mall* escalator"
"Beyonce didn't almost fall everyone else just messed up"