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Joke of the Day
"Why shouldn't you let your kids run more than a mile? Because at the second mile they get raped."
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"Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance Saturday, Sunday"
"Nostalgia Sure isn't what it used to be."
"[me trying to do magic] Is this your card? ""No"" Is THIS your card? ""Not even close"" What about THIS? ""Trent thats literally a piece of ham"""
"When villainy didn't pay anymore, The Riddler got a job writing furniture assembly instructions for IKEA."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bully ! Bully who ? Bully Jean is not my lover !"
"If Chef Boyardee was a dictator what would he name his secret police? Gazpacho"
"I Used To Date A Girl With A Lazy Eye... Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time."
"It's me and Pamela Handerson again this Valentine's Day... "
"The consequences of electing Trump... There will be heil toupee"