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Joke of the Day

"A dorito asks the doctor whether or not he's done the DNA test to his son yet.... The doctor responds, ""Yes, I'm afraid he's NACHO son."""

"No sane person argues with their GPS as much as I do."

"I just thought of a gay pick up line... ""Would you be the Puff Daddy to my Biggie Smalls?"""

"When God closes a door, it usually has my fingers in it."

"The club can't even handle me right now. Like, the club's just had a very emotionally draining day and the club's been in a weird place."

"I can finally scratch ""murdering an anonymous vagrant"" off my bucket list. I didn't do it, it just doesn't seem all that appealing anymore I guess."

"I lift the toilet seat to take a piss and my girlfriend forgot to flush and the water is red. My first thought.... ...do we have any juice boxes in the fridge?"

"I've been thinking about you...Owl night long."

"DMX is in jail Because X didn't give it to them."

"What do they eat instead of ""pigs in a blanket"" in McKinney, TX? Pork in a roll. (At least I'm trying)"