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Joke of the Day

"What does Lebron use to high jump? The Flosberry Flop."

"Got an extension cord, and moved the microwave right into bed with me. This 2015 is looking like a good one already."

"An elephant and a camel are chatting at a party The elephant asks ""Why do you have your tits on your back?"" ""YOU KNOW FOR SOMEONE WHOSE DICK IS IN THEIR FACE THAT'S A REALLY STUPID QUESTION!"""

"Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda-pressing"

"What is the most popular soda in candy land? Lolli-pop"

"What is the difference between a black guy and a bench (offensive) A bench can support a family."

"I've just had my first coffee. To be honest, it wasn't my cup of tea."

"what do you call a jamaican proctologist? POKE-MON!"

"Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers? Because a black widow has no husband."

"help im covered in chameleons & no one believes me"