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Joke of the Day

"My pig stepped on a land mind under a tree... Now I have a porky pine."

"What's the difference between a 12 year old grill and a 12 year old girl? The grill doesn't cry when you use it to satisfy your meaty desires."

"BLONDES BLOW IT Q: What's it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear? A: Data transfer."

"I once thought about write a book, but quit before I even started. It was a novel idea."

"Q: What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent? A: Squeaky clean clothes."

"The goldfish just gave me the ""just flush me"" look. No way pal. If I have to stay so do you."

"What do you call a laptop in the ocean? A Dell, rolling in the deep."

"""Contact Us"" Oh yeah, I'm gonna contact the shit out of you"

"If you drill a hole through the planet and drop a stone into it, how far does it fall Three feet and then the green rock eater eats it"

"Trampoline Joke Do you know they used to be called Jumpolines before your mom got on it?"