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Joke of the Day
"What's the most annoying thing about making cheese? The curds get in the whey!"
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"What do you call a potato in space? Spudnik"
"What do you get when you mix a bush and a motorcycle? A hedgehog"
"What is the best thing about Dwane ""the rock"" Johnson's physique? Nobody takes him for granite."
"My little old fish didn't move around in her bowl all day. i thought she was dead but it turns out she was just going through minnow pause."
"<at first day of t-ball practice> Me:What's the first rule here, boys? Kid:Don't poop your pants? M:I was gonna say ""have fun"" but...OK."
"What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north? A pair of ducks."
"A curious tradition -- to look at a newborn baby and say to yourself, ""Because of your DNA, one day you will rule over me."""
"Our breakfast is GEGS. Scrambled EGGS"
"Not a catfish. Just behind on my lip waxing."