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Joke of the Day

"[Commercial] *Camera focuses on a man choking on a whole apple* Narrator: ""If only there was a better way?"" [On Screen Caption] TEETH"

"TIFU in a hot air balloon ... It was amazing."

"What comes after Z? A question mark."

"Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant? The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper"

"Why shouldn't you have sex with Linux users? Open sores."

"Wanna hear a joke? March 8."

"What was the jew doing in the ashtray? Family research."

"Dad Joke Survivors A nickelodeon presentation."

"I'm more than tenacious. I'm elevenacious."

"Why do seagulls only fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls."