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Joke of the Day

"""We have a new product, it washes hair but it needs a name"" Shamcrap?! ""Awful"" Shampoop?! ""Get out!"" Shampoo? ""Genius!"""

"What did the tie say to the neck? I think I'll just hang around."

"My uncle went to Ireland on holidays but didn't have time to go to Clare. He really wanted to see Moher"

"It would be wrong to ask a one-eyed person if it really was all fun and games up until that point, right?"

"My son got sent home from school today for chewing gum in class. I had to phone the teacher and explain to her that he's only trying to give up smoking."

"Note to self: Take Mila Kunis picture off of vacuum before taking it in for service next time."

"Katrina Hit me hard, Wrecked my house, threw all of my possessions around and flooded my basement, But I still think those jeans made her look fat."

"What is the greatest shock ever? While having sex with pregnant woman a hand grabs your dick from inside."

"What's the difference between Santa Clause and a Pedophile? Nothing, they both like to unload their sacks while pleasuring children."

"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Whithers."