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Joke of the Day
"McDonald's is like if Ke$ha were a restaurant."
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"TIL That there was a German warship during WW2 that accidentally sunk 34 friendly submarines. Edit:Whoops, wrong sub."
"(in dog boss' office) ""Smith, you're fired."" Fine. I guess I'll just WALK out... (boss' tail starts wagging) ""Wait Smith get back here"""
"Him: I just got stung. I'm allergic. Grab me my EpiPen. Me: Do you know how much those cost? Have a Benadryl."
"What do hitler and a boston marathon runner have in common The inability to finish a race"
"There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
"What to gay men call hemorrhoids?? Speed bumps"
"Yesterday my date asked me ,"" how do u view lesbians"" apparently in Full HD was not the right answer"
"Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: You wanna go ride bikes?!"
"What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!"