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Joke of the Day

"Don't just be one of those people who stares at their phone or computer twelve hours a day. It's important to also watch some TV."

"Why'd the Mexican cross the road? He took the chicken's job."

"Hear about the man with a penis shaped like a rocket?... His wife was over the moon"

"My favorite types of jokes are dead baby jokes; They never get old."

"How did Jesus get those sexy messiah abs? He did crossfit."

"I'm converting to Islam for my haram bae"

"Your insistence on having your father walk you down the aisle may seem odd to some Especially considering the two of you are only going grocery shopping. _______________ I stole this joke."

"Hey beautiful, is your Dad in prison? Because if I was your Father I would be.."

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? I may take a while to get hard, I just got laid."

"Post your best racist joke here I'll start: I tried to paint my computer black so it would run faster but now it doesn't work!"