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"The Flame of my Lighter smells of burned Nosehair!"
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"Need jokes about Germany/German people Friend of mine going to Germany. Want to wallpost lame jokes on his wall. The cringeworthier the better."
"Where does a hedge knight invest his money? In a hedge fund"
"What do 9/10 people enjoy Gang rape. Credit to Jack Whitehall and Bad education."
"Told my dealer I wanted a shitload of Coke but autocorrect changed it to shipload now I owe a Columbian cartel 18 million dollars"
"all my dance moves look like i'm trying to tell the guy on first base to steal second"
"According to the heart rate monitor on this treadmill, I died 14 minutes ago."
"Husband:-""So when you starting back at the gym""? Me:-""Why""? H:-""Because you need to"" His funeral takes place next week."
"Bought a cat collar with a bell on it, and now I can't sneak up on the cat to put it on her."
"Why does a chicken coupe have two doors? If it had four, it'd be a chicken sedan!"