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Joke of the Day
"The Flame of my Lighter smells of burned Nosehair!"
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"If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable."
"Why girls don't have willys Little brother came into the kitchen and declared ""mom, now I know why girls don't have willys! They fall off, and I found yours under your pillow"""
"Did you hear about Mr. Pizza's divorce? His wife got full crustody and half his dough."
"Did you know that Boy George's pet reptile bit 7 people today?! I think he needs a calmer chameleon"
"Just heard a guy at the dog park tell his dog ""NO!"" and then more quietly, ""We talked about this!"""
"Why would Helen Keller be a terrible driver? She's dead."
"I opened my closet, looking for my boots. And there they were... Gone! (as told to my by my Bella-Russian-Canadian (and redditor) friend)..."
"How does the Japanese Bee Say Hello to Other Bees Wassup bee"
"Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash? A: She's the one on her bike."