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Joke of the Day
"Lincoln should win for most likely DVD to be put on by substitute teachers"
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"BREAKING NEWS: A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case."
"What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar? This is the plot of ""Edward Sizzlerhands"""
"Person: ""I hate geology puns."" Me: ""My sediments exactly."""
"My friend told me he was going to live underground. I said to gopher it"
"Did you hear about the agnostic insomniac dyslexic? He lay awake at night wondering if there's a Dog."
"How do chinese people name their childre n? They throw a toaster down the stairs. *I realize this is old but I don't know how many people have heard it, so just spreading the joke*"
"How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale? Urinate"
"Why cant witches get pregnant? Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)"
"The swimsuit portion of the presidential election is going to suck."