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Joke of the Day
"I lost out at the S&M; Awards, but it was an honor just to be dominated."
Next Joke
"Q: Did you hear about the guy that threw away a duck? A: He got down in the dumps."
"Knock knock Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave breaking down into an emotional wreck and mess of tears at the realisation that the Alzheimer's has finally taken hold."
"I went to a lingerie shop I picked up some pants and asked them server if they were satin He said ""no they're new"""
"According to Verizon, the cable guy should be here sometime between 10:00 a.m. and the return of Christ."
"I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."
"When I see a couple fighting I like to walk up to the one who's more pissed off and whisper ""We can make it look like a suicide"" and wink"
"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday. ..."
"What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley"
"After my date orders, I always tell the waiter ""Nothing for me..I'll be eating later"" Then wink at my date & raise my eyebrows suggestively!"