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Joke of the Day
"What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood? That's a huge axe man!"
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"So a Latvian man went to Idaho Because he died."
"Is a bath relaxing for Michael Phelps or does it just feel like he's at work"
"You can't bait me. I'm the masturbator."
"What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can't hear the enzyme"
"What's 6.9? The share one gets in an oral-sex tensome."
"Just gonna take a nice stroll across the OMG ABORT ABORT!!!! - squirrels"
"My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy. So, I got drunk."
"Game of Thrones is exciting, but I think it's important to remember that these people are fighting over a chair"
"What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil? A Zikachu"