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Joke of the Day
"80% of making $120 million is just showing up."
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"You know its been a long night... [NSFW] When you stick the razor in the hooker, and your dick in the coke"
"Wanna hear a joke? My sense of humour. *waits for laughs *hears crickets Dammit."
"An Eskimo's lover leans in close and says.. ""baby, kiss me."" The Eskimo leans forward, shakes his head, and says ""no""."
"Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, ""I still love Vista, baby""."
"These gay jokes have got to stop Cum on guys"
"Russian History in five words ...And then things got worse."
"It be cool if that Malaysia plane appeared with Amelia Earhart flying it back"
"What did the one melon say to the other melon? We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe."
"What did pinnochio's girlfriend say when they were 69'ing? Lie to me"