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Joke of the Day
"Q: What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper? - A: RUFF!"
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"What do you call to a dog with no legs ? NOTHING because dog isn't going to come anyways :P"
"How many vegetarians does it take to eat a bacon cheeseburger? One, if no one's looking."
"What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk"
"Doing my weekly Anti-virus scan, my laptop is a slut."
"You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going."
"""Hey buddy, you wanna buy a harmonica?"" I opened my coat and got hit by a gust of wind, making the worst sound in the world"
"Grammar Nazi If somebody who is really anal about proper grammar is called a Grammar Nazi, is someone who constantly makes grammatical mistakes a Grammar Jew?"
"Truth time: I've been cheating on my diet. With a younger, more attractive diet."
"What is a computer programmers favorite brand of ice cream. Haagen DOS"