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Joke of the Day

"what happens if you cross breed spiderman and Catwoman? I don't know..can you guys tell me?"

"How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone? ""It's not a tuba!"""

"A man is in a car wreck and is rushed to the ER. When he wakes up he tells the doctor: ""I can't feel my legs!!!"" The doctor replies: ""I know, I cut your arms off."""

"How lost members does it take to change a lightbulb?"

"When a farmer fucks a sheep, do you know why he does so at the edge of a cliff? So the sheep will push back."

"Me: What are you doing?! 5-year-old: Hugging my sister. Me: Hugs don't start with a flying tackle. 5: Me: 5: The good ones do."

"What is it called when someone overdoses on ecstasy? Kill-joy"

"Old man and old lady... Old man amd old lady were lying in bad. Old lady: You know, I still can put my legs in air. Old man : Me too!... but, who gonna fuck us?"

"Why was Freddie Mercury a great front-man for Queen? He could perform ""Under Pressure""."

"So I met this hooker who said she'd do anything for ten bucks . Guess who got his yard cut?"