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"And the moral of Little Red Riding Hood is,,, Learn to differentiate facial features between a wild dog & a human..."

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"What's the closest synonym to a love boat? A relation-ship."
"[creating foxes] GOD: make it orange & give it a fat tail ANGEL: ok... GOD: and make it sneaky ANGEL: you sure? GOD: yeah... real sneaky"
"Common scene Q: Why are condoms transparent? A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!"
"If you don't like the news, go out and make some."
"What did the Mexican say when his homework flew out the window? Where you going essay!?"
"Saw a really stunning cute girl in Thailand on the bus, couldn't stop looking. I thought ""please don't get a boner, please don't get a boner..."" But she did."
"Besides those glaring flaws that I choose to ignore, I don't know what's wrong with me."
"After four years I finally had to buy condoms again. Stupid expiration dates."
"Why do trash pandas always get into a fight? They trash talk."
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