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Joke of the Day
"Are you today's date? Cause you're a 10/10. (Friend told me this today)"
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"Why did the blind man become Hitler? Because he could **Nazi.** *(disclaimer may have to read aloud for joke to occur, if laughing occurs for more than 4 seconds please contact your doctor)*"
"Two quick jokes How do you make a dog go meow? Freeze it in a block of ice an run it through a band-saw... MMMEEEOOOOWWWW! How do you make a cat go woof? Pour kerosene on it an drop a match... WOOOFF!"
"How many Africans does it take to change a lightbulb? Five, one to change it, and four to dance around for no fucking reason."
"I keep having this reoccurring dream Every night I dream I'm constantly changing between being a teepee and a wigwam. I went to the doctor and he told me ""Calm down kid, you're two tents.""."
"*slips into milk bath* *starts drinking*"
"In the Chinese version of ""Fight Club"" the main character thought he had befriended a crazy anarchist. Turns out he was Wong the whole time."
"Yo' momma so stupid... she thought euthanasia was a student exchange program."
"Once a man went to a resturant and ordered an egg. When it was brought he didn't liked it so he informed the waiter that the egg was bad. Came the reply: ""I don't lay egg sir I just lay table !"""
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass. Ba dum tschhh"