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Joke of the Day
"I know 3 jokes about cheese... But none of them are as gouda 'dis one."
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"Please stop telling me how you wish you had my curly hair. You don't know the struggle of waking up looking like Mufasa."
"John Cena wakes up in a hospital Cena:""Where am I?"" Nurse:""ICU"" Cena:""No you don't """
"Marriage means commitment. So does insanity. Coincidence?"
"How do you know when a black chick is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out and all the cotton's picked"
"Witnessing a person attempt to use a word that is beyond their comprehension is like watching a dog eat a bee."
"Our son came home one day with a note from his first grade teacher: Your son bit another boy today. Is he getting enough to eat at home ?"
"Aren't dad jokes great? I got a bad sunburn a week ago, and my skin is staring to peel of.I guess you could say that it's.....appealing"
"I'm beginning to think the dark circles that appeared under my eyes in 2008 may not go away."
"What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA"