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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between my basement and a Ferrari? One is filled with hookers, and the other is my basement!"

"What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants ? Wok n' Roll"

"A news reporter introduces his new co-worker on air This Justin"

"Sorry I yelled, ""Sweep the leg!"" when you got down on one knee to propose to your girlfriend. But I stand by my advice."

"The Walking Dead is Jesus's favorite show."

"""Young man do you think you can handle a variety of work?"" ""I ought to be able to. I've had ten different jobs in four months."""

"Man walks into library & asks if they have any books on bukkake. The librarian replies, ""A lot of people come for that."""

"Why are there no apps for my pager?"

"City Life At first I was Ern(e)st and Young, but then became Standard and Poor: yet when I got broody I was rated as Moody, loosing my triple A score"

"What did the pirate say when he turned 80 Aye Matey!"