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Joke of the Day

"""Video games are art,"" I say as I change my created Madden player Todd Poopman's height to 6'9""."

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"Did you hear that Monica Lewinsky stopped smoking cigars? Now she's just bummimg cigarettes!"
"Did you hear about the Bausch & Lomb tech who fell into a giant lens grinder? He really made a spectacle of himself"
"Me: I can't work today. Boss: Why? M: My grandma died. B: Our grandmas died 20 yrs ago. M: ... -Why working for your brother is a bad idea."
"Did you hear about that pirate movie? It's rated ""Arrrrrrrr!"""
"According to scientists drinking one can of four loko is like drinking 4 beers, 2 red bulls, a small taco, a ghost and a park bench."
"why do dolphin jokes always make you laugh? that's the porpoise. (came up with this at work...i love a good pun)"
"I woke up this morning, and I've got the worst hangover.... ..... the sequel."
"What is the best anti-joke you know? Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember."
"What is a dog covered in poo called? A SHIT-szu. I thought of this due to the fact that my Shitszu came inside covered in mud."