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Joke of the Day

"BREAKING: A Tiny Fortune Teller Has Robbed a Bank And Is Now On The Loose! The headline reads: Small Medium At Large!"

"Can someone please tell what the weathers like. My Facebook is full of Robin William's tributes"

"New Stephen King book! I hear that Stephen King is writing a new book dealing with the horrors of cat ownership. It's called Pffffffffft!"

"What do you call a whore with a runny nose? Full."

"I'd rather the Ring girl pop out of my TV than have the ""Congratulations you have won an iPhone"" voice ever scare the shit out of me again."

"What do you call two lesbians in a closet? Licker cabinet."

"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff.. Bahh, dum, hiss"

"[Car breaks down] Me:*inspecting engine* Date: is everything ok? Me: *nervously searching 100 now empty hamster wheels* haha..y-yep"

"What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig? Sarah Jessica Porker"

"So, I found my first gray pubic hair the other day. I was way more excited about it than the other people on the elevator."