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Joke of the Day

"BREAKING: A Tiny Fortune Teller Has Robbed a Bank And Is Now On The Loose! The headline reads: Small Medium At Large!"

"- Hi, this is NSA calling. - Yes, I know. - How do you know? -- My phone is turned off."

"Some people are here for laughs. Some for therapy. Some for sex. Me? I'm here to learn the difference between your and you're."

"Did you hear about the popular underwear campaign? It was briefly successful"

"Why was the EDM producer bad at fishing? Because he kept dropping the bass"

"Addicted Say ""addicted"" after everything I say. What is someone who takes drugs? What is someone who drinks? What hit you in the face last night?"

"Policeman: Why did you stop your car get out and yell ""coward"" at the traffic signal? Motorist: The light just turned yellow."

"Hi, welcome to Starbucks! How can we spell your name incorrectly today?"

"Why are 9/11 victims the best readers? They can go through 94 stories in seconds!"

"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Teach a man to fire and he'll run for president."