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Joke of the Day

"I never thought I'd buy into Feng Shui But oh how the tables have turned."

"I guess if I had laser hairs, I'd want them removed too."

"What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady? And we will never know because he can't stand up."

"If I'm facing away from you during sex, assume I'm quietly enjoying a snack."

"I once thought I had a Japanese friend. But it was just my imagine Asian"

"You never really see how toxic someone is until you breathe fresher air."

"I'm surprised 4 isn't an unlucky number. Nothing good ever comes from putting 2 and 2 together."

"Why was the Headless Horseman depressed? He could never seem to get ahead in life."

"I once had a lot of arguments and rants with my bank manager. But then I decided to consolidate all my rants into one simple monthly outburst."

"Go to Amazon right now They have the best deals of the year right now"