201219

Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist bastard."

"The Runaway Horse by Gay Topen"

"How was the bear able to move in order to get honey? It had muscles."

"Did you hear about the terrorist comedian? He bombed on stage."

"hey look at me nonchalantly tweeting in lowercase am i cool now guys please know that it took me 13 tries to get that lowercase ""i"" to stick"

"For a perfectly shaved forearm reach for the last Pringle in the can."

"Here is the best joke ever Donald Trump"

"When chemists die, ...do they barium?"

"Falling for someone from Twitter is as intelligent as trying to give yourself a lobotomy with a sharpened jelly donut."

"If you wear a cape to a meal, you can spin it around to the front and have a full sized bib for eating"