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Joke of the Day
"It's been so long, I think my virginity is growing back."
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"What's red and white? Pink."
"Two kids talking. One asks 'do you also pray before each meal'? The other responds : no, my mom knows how to cook."
"I just called the suicide hotline AND THEY DON'T THINK RUNNING OUT OF MAPLE SYRUP WHILE I'M EATING PANCAKES IS A REASON TO KILL MYSELFFFF!!!"
"Why don't renovators paint floors? It's beneath them."
"Dad says, ""College students are more interested in women today than ever before.."" A lot of them are in a program where they study a broad"
"A speech should be like a woman's skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to keep it interesting!"
"What do you call a cop in court for murder? Unlikely"
"A Roman walks into a bar, sticks two fingers up to the barman and says, ""Five beers please."""
"Selling chewing gum. Mint condition."