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Joke of the Day

"Is it yoga if you wear sweatpants all day and then hunch over the garbage can as you eat a burrito?"

"I'm starting a new Egyptian fraternity, would you like to join? It's called Delta Delta Delta."

"Asked my friend who works at the tampon store if he could get me a discount He said he'd pull some strings."

"I swapped my wife's parachute around with her backpack. Now when the bitch goes on her stupid camping holiday, all she will have is a parachute. *copypaste from sickipedia.org*"

"Dear Workaholics who browse reddit - how do you manage your time so well?"

"What was the last thing that Columbus said to his sailors before getting on the ship? ""Okay men, get on the ship."""

"Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris."

"What is the worst city to be a cop in? Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work."

"What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family of 4."

"Two men were sitting in a bar... Man1: I've fucked your mother! Man2: Dad, go home, you're drunk!"